How recruitment work in real life...

After so long absent from the world of blogs due to some other interest that I am currently in, modding a car. Spending much time in WOC forum rather than my own blog and I feel it is time to update something here.

Not long ago, I received a forwarded mail from ex-college mate regarding the title as stated as above. Well somehow I felt that it is quite true when I read the senario stated in the mail. I would like to share it here with you guys...

Here it goes....







One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman

"Sorry, we have rules..."

And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green
of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and
lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time
that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her.

"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said.
So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and
singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity,"

The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."

So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.

"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."

The Devil looked at her smiled and told...
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"Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an
Employee"




Well for those who is still studying and looking forward for a job, be prepared. For those like me, working, better get used to the environment that we are working cos out there it is hard to find a job nowadays...

Cheers~

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5 Responses to “How recruitment work in real life...”

  1. # Blogger day-dreamer

    LOL!!!  

  2. # Blogger nyonyapenang

    "tomolo, i RESIGN lah!"  

  3. # Anonymous Anonymous

    har?? you wanna change job ka?? Don't la.. outside market damn quite lately.  

  4. # Blogger pisang goreng 115,NF

    like that oso can ar?
    LOL  

  5. # Blogger scarxxx

    nyonyapenang: wah... dun need to resign la..

    aceon3: siao meh changing job now.. like u said, market very bad now leh..

    pisang: anything also can be mah...  

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